Tuesday, 11 December 2012

SOME CHRISTMAS JOKES !


Q: Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
A: No you can have turkey like everyone else!
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Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
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Q: What's the first thing elves learn in school?
A: The "elf"-abet!
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Q: How do snowmen greet each other?
A: Ice to meet you!
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Q: What's red & white and red & white and red & white?
A: Santa rolling down a hill!



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